Thursday, October 16, 2008

Oh No You Didn't

Received a post-backstage phone call from Ann!! The connection was bad as she was on the train, and then we were cut off when the train entered a tunnel, then I was putting Alex to bed when she called back, so I got the report in dribs and drabs. But boy did I get the report.

She said that the performance was wonderful, the sets were gorgeous, the staging and singing were superb. She got weepy, she was moved, she almost fell out of her seat at certain parts. No surprise there.

But then we have the non-performance goodies. As it was a matinee, the majority of the audience members were active members of AARP. So when it ended, she found herself stuck behind slow-movers with walkers and canes as she tried to make her way backstage. Then once backstage some flunky had to look up the room assignments to find Mr. Van Horn, and by the time they led her to the right spot all the singers were out in the hallway by the dressing rooms, in their street clothes, ready to leave. She found Christian, introduced herself, they chatted about this and that, you know, including his whole lack of YouTube presence, met Eric Cutler who was right there, everyone is very tall and then garble garble bad connection somehow she met the Gunnster. Hair slicked back, beard, surrounded by people. She chatted with him a little... apparently mostly about... me. Eek? She told him she knows me and then... yes, she showed him the picture of us to remind him. He was like, "Oh! Yeah!" but the man is an actor so who knows. Then she said that I would be upset if they didn't get a picture. Eek again? But they got a couple of pictures with her new magic camera that senses when people are smiling and automatically takes the shot. How bizarre is that? So anyway she got a few pics with the singers, joked and chatted a bit and then left. All in all a nice backstage experience. Photos to follow tomorrow.

She had left her program in the house, so she then went to the box office to beg another one. Then, as she was walking to the bus... the title of this post. Oh dear. I'll keep it short but I can't think of a way to write it that's sweet. She realized that she was walking behind him. She... called out... asked if she could ask him something... and... asked if... oh dear. I'm actually having trouble typing this. Forget it. Let's just say, it was mortifying and my name came up again and... Eek. I had nothing to do with it. She felt bad at the time, worse when she told me, I assured her it was fine and, no worries, Dear Reader, all is well between Ann and me. I'm sure we'll all be laughing about it in the morning. But for now... all I can say is... Oh no you didn't!

7 comments:

Lilly said...

OK, I just have to say 'MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!"

Sorry.

Ann said...

Wow! You make it sound really exciting, like an indecent proposal!
Not even. I can only plead mush brain from too much glorious music & eye candy all around. Babbling followed by apologizing. I wouldn't recommend it.

Susan said...

Well as predicted, I was appalled yesterday but I'm just laughinig today. Maybe one day I'll write about the details, but really, does it matter?

beauvoir2 said...

The same walking behind Nathan thing happened to me. My mom was wlaking really slow because her shoes hurt her feet and all of a sudden I looked up and there was Nathan and his friends walking a couple feet in front of us. I made my mom cross the street with me so he didn't think we were trying to stalk him.

Lilly said...

I went with my mom once to see Don Giovanni in Munich. We went backstage to see Thomas Hampson afterwards. As we were stepping back on the sidewalk the heel of my mom's shoe got caught in a grate and she went flying foward right into the arms of *GASP* Sir Colin Davis! He was very nice about it and mom and I were apologizing left and right. Then we walked away to catch a cab and we busted out laughing - I'm sure he did, too! Talk about embarrassing!

Susan said...

No matter how many people post however many embarrassing opera moments, it will never top this one, hahahaha. Sorry Ann... ;) You know I still love ya.

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