I really am going to paste the weather forecast here:
This Afternoon: A slight chance of showers and thunderstorms after 3pm. Partly cloudy, with a high near 96.
Well. That's the weather forecast.
Traviata #4 of 5 tonight. I forecast much sweating on stage, minor silliness backstage, standing ovations and runny mascara in the house.
And now, a musical interlude: